The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 5 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 5
Samus, Badass, Lydia, Serana, and Supreme Commander Jeb ran into the space base's bridge. There, the Carnagesaur, Mr. Volcano, Marvin, and a group of instant Martians stood before them. "Welcome to my space base!" Mr. Volcano said. "Eat my handsome volcano conkers!" "Go to hell, you piece of shit!" Badass commanded. "Such language! I hope you are ready to face the consequences of your actions," Marvin replied. "I've come a long way to kill you," Lydia stated. Samus looked at the weapon pointed at the Earth. "Destroying that's our highest priority," she noted. "Supreme Commander Jeb, your weapon should take it out in one hit." Rage pulsed through Mr. Volcano. "Carnagesaur, have them for breakfast!" he ordered. The Carnagesaur jumped between Samus' party and the weapon. His mechanical parts whirred and clicked as he glared at them. "Rawr! I'm going to have you for breakfast!" he said. "Playing fight music," Mr. Volcano said. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST - Collective
XWU Short: Where in the World is Dietrich von Bern by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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XWU Short: Where in the World is Dietrich von Bern
In a divine council, representatives of the gods had gathered. Some were gods themselves. Others were favored mortals or mortals who had died and played important roles in divine bureaucracy. "Next item on the agenda," King Yama read from a list. "There are a few dead souls that aren't accounted for. We should assemble a search party to find their wandering spirits." "I can handle that, bring them all to their right places," Hermes said. Emperor Jimmu nodded. "That shouldn't be too hard, just gathering a few ghosts her and there," he stated. King Yama pondered. "There's something a bit confusing," the god admitted. "There's someone on this list who was previously recorded as going to the afterlife." Shock coated most of the representatives. "Did he break out somehow?" Hermes wondered. "No. He's a Christian. You can't break out of Heaven or Hell," King Yama replied. Saint Peter sighed. All eyes turned to him. "It's Theodoric the Great, also known as Dietrich von Bern," the
The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 4 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 4
Several dinosaurs with laser rifles charged down a hall on the space base. They saw Badass, clad head to toe in Daedric armor, charging them. The animals shoot their weapons, sending lasers down the hall. Badass tanked the lasers. He charged right through them, swinging a fist at the same time. It collided with one of the dinosaurs' heads. At one moment, there was a face. The next, there was a red mist. "Dental appointment, hahahaha!" Badass said. The other dinosaurs booked it. "Get back here, you fucks!" the Viking shouted. "Yol...tor shul!" Fire erupted from his mouth. It flowed down the hall, coating the dinosaurs in a wash of flame. They fell to the ground screaming. Soon, they were nothing but charred husks. A few were even burnt to ash. "Hahahaha! Take that, you little fucks!" Badass laughed. Another group of dinosaurs came down the hall, but Supreme Commander Jeb fired his mech's massive rifle at them. It blew right through one of the dinosaurs, kept going, and exploded
The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 3 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 3
Samus Aran ran through the halls. She rounded a corner fast and saw a very bad dinosaur costume in front of her. Whoever was inside of it was holding a laser gun. The bounty hunter sighed. "Did they really fall for your disguise?" she asked. "Hook, line, and stinker," the figure in the costume answered. That person leaned against a wall, pressing a hand against it. "I take it you ain't with them, mac?" "I'm not," Samus said. "I'm Samus Aran, a bounty hunter here to stop Mr. Volcano. Who are you?" The figure took off the mask, revealing his rabbit's head. He put it back on. "The name's Bugs Bunny," he introduced himself. Samus' jaw dropped. "You're Bugs Bunny?" she asked. "THE Bugs Bunny?' "That's right, doc," he answered. Samus cursed under her breath. "Why don't I have something with me that he can autograph?" she muttered to herself. "I can't have him autograph my suit. The signature would just get ruined when the suit takes an attack." The sound of footsteps caught
The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 2 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 2
Samus Aran's ship approached Mr. Volcano's space base. "It looks like I'm in time. Master Chief isn't here yet, but I can't afford to wait around," she said. "That base is too big for my ship to blow up, just as I thought. I'll have to land." The girl moved her ship forward. She noticed the countless weapons on the exterior of the base, tension flowing through her. Samus was ready to start dodging whatever they shot at any moment. And yet, nothing fired at her ship. Samus kept approaching, and there was still nothing. The girl got right up to the hangar. Not one weapon shot at her. "What is going on?" Samus wondered. She landed in the hangar, just to find that there was nothing in it but empty ships. The bounty hunter left her own spaceship. Samus was in her armor, and she moved around with incredible caution. "Where is everyone?" Elsewhere, the dinosaurs who would have normally been on guard duty were running around with laser guns in hand. They were searching the halls of the
The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 1 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 1
Samus Aran sat on the bridge of her ship, flying through space. Then, a call came on her coms. She pressed a button. "This is Samus Aran, speaking," the bounty hunter said. "Hey, princess," Anthony Higgs was on the other end. "We've got a new job for you." "Send it over." An image of a anthropomorphic volcano appeared on Samus' computer as she looked at it. A wall of text appeared on the screen. Mission Briefing: An AI named Mr. Volcano was created by Saxton Hale to run a dinosaur fighting theme park. During an investigation by Solid Snake, a mercenary he hired destroyed one of the park's kiosks after Mr. Volcano insulted him for not knowing much about dinosaurs. Now, Mr. Volcano is cloning an army of dinosaurs in his high tech space base. He's teamed up with the Martians to blow up the planet Earth to get revenge. Samus pinched the bridge of her nose. "Are you kidding me?" she asked. "Sadly, no, I am not kidding you," Anthony Higgs answered through the comm. Samus felt like
Opinions on Son Goku by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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Opinions on Son Goku
What do the characters present in Xela's Written Universe think of Son Goku? Both Byleths: He is a better tactician than most people give him credit for. Sun Wukong: He's my bro! Thor: A worthy defender of humanity. Claude: He's pretty cool. Archmage Gondyn: He helped a Dragonborn save Skyrim. We owe him a lot. Doraleous: He's a real hero. I don't know where we'd be without him. Radahn: I wish I was strong enough to fight him. We'd have the time of our lives. Spy: A fine gentleman, an inspiration to us all. All: One thing's for sure... All:...he is the greatest at surpassing himself.
The Stupidest Tournament Arc Ever: Part 9 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Tournament Arc Ever: Part 9
"Welcome, one and all, to the final round of the Twitchament!" DougDoug said. The crowd erupted into applause. Even the FE characters were cheering. "Finally! It's almost over!" Shez let out a weak smile. "Yes," Seteth nodded. "Just one more match, and we can forget this ever happened." "I just hope the students and my male counterpart are okay," female Byleth stated stoically. DougDoug made his next announcement. "On one side, we have Team Garreg Mach. On the other, it's Team Hyrule! We're finishing this off with a roasting contest where gravity changes every 10 seconds! You got anything to say, Rosa?" The sea otter made a chirping noise. It translated to: Human, I am an otter. I have no idea what's going on, and I don't care. I'm just happy that I'm getting fed. "And Rosa has spoken!" DougDoug declared. "Teams, send your first fighters forward! You will take turns roasting each other, and the best roast wins!" On the ground, male Byleth, Edelgard, Claude, and Dimitri had
The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 5 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 5
Samus, Badass, Lydia, Serana, and Supreme Commander Jeb ran into the space base's bridge. There, the Carnagesaur, Mr. Volcano, Marvin, and a group of instant Martians stood before them. "Welcome to my space base!" Mr. Volcano said. "Eat my handsome volcano conkers!" "Go to hell, you piece of shit!" Badass commanded. "Such language! I hope you are ready to face the consequences of your actions," Marvin replied. "I've come a long way to kill you," Lydia stated. Samus looked at the weapon pointed at the Earth. "Destroying that's our highest priority," she noted. "Supreme Commander Jeb, your weapon should take it out in one hit." Rage pulsed through Mr. Volcano. "Carnagesaur, have them for breakfast!" he ordered. The Carnagesaur jumped between Samus' party and the weapon. His mechanical parts whirred and clicked as he glared at them. "Rawr! I'm going to have you for breakfast!" he said. "Playing fight music," Mr. Volcano said. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST - Collective
XWU Short: Where in the World is Dietrich von Bern by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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XWU Short: Where in the World is Dietrich von Bern
In a divine council, representatives of the gods had gathered. Some were gods themselves. Others were favored mortals or mortals who had died and played important roles in divine bureaucracy. "Next item on the agenda," King Yama read from a list. "There are a few dead souls that aren't accounted for. We should assemble a search party to find their wandering spirits." "I can handle that, bring them all to their right places," Hermes said. Emperor Jimmu nodded. "That shouldn't be too hard, just gathering a few ghosts her and there," he stated. King Yama pondered. "There's something a bit confusing," the god admitted. "There's someone on this list who was previously recorded as going to the afterlife." Shock coated most of the representatives. "Did he break out somehow?" Hermes wondered. "No. He's a Christian. You can't break out of Heaven or Hell," King Yama replied. Saint Peter sighed. All eyes turned to him. "It's Theodoric the Great, also known as Dietrich von Bern," the
The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 4 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 4
Several dinosaurs with laser rifles charged down a hall on the space base. They saw Badass, clad head to toe in Daedric armor, charging them. The animals shoot their weapons, sending lasers down the hall. Badass tanked the lasers. He charged right through them, swinging a fist at the same time. It collided with one of the dinosaurs' heads. At one moment, there was a face. The next, there was a red mist. "Dental appointment, hahahaha!" Badass said. The other dinosaurs booked it. "Get back here, you fucks!" the Viking shouted. "Yol...tor shul!" Fire erupted from his mouth. It flowed down the hall, coating the dinosaurs in a wash of flame. They fell to the ground screaming. Soon, they were nothing but charred husks. A few were even burnt to ash. "Hahahaha! Take that, you little fucks!" Badass laughed. Another group of dinosaurs came down the hall, but Supreme Commander Jeb fired his mech's massive rifle at them. It blew right through one of the dinosaurs, kept going, and exploded
The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 3 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 3
Samus Aran ran through the halls. She rounded a corner fast and saw a very bad dinosaur costume in front of her. Whoever was inside of it was holding a laser gun. The bounty hunter sighed. "Did they really fall for your disguise?" she asked. "Hook, line, and stinker," the figure in the costume answered. That person leaned against a wall, pressing a hand against it. "I take it you ain't with them, mac?" "I'm not," Samus said. "I'm Samus Aran, a bounty hunter here to stop Mr. Volcano. Who are you?" The figure took off the mask, revealing his rabbit's head. He put it back on. "The name's Bugs Bunny," he introduced himself. Samus' jaw dropped. "You're Bugs Bunny?" she asked. "THE Bugs Bunny?' "That's right, doc," he answered. Samus cursed under her breath. "Why don't I have something with me that he can autograph?" she muttered to herself. "I can't have him autograph my suit. The signature would just get ruined when the suit takes an attack." The sound of footsteps caught
The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 2 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 2
Samus Aran's ship approached Mr. Volcano's space base. "It looks like I'm in time. Master Chief isn't here yet, but I can't afford to wait around," she said. "That base is too big for my ship to blow up, just as I thought. I'll have to land." The girl moved her ship forward. She noticed the countless weapons on the exterior of the base, tension flowing through her. Samus was ready to start dodging whatever they shot at any moment. And yet, nothing fired at her ship. Samus kept approaching, and there was still nothing. The girl got right up to the hangar. Not one weapon shot at her. "What is going on?" Samus wondered. She landed in the hangar, just to find that there was nothing in it but empty ships. The bounty hunter left her own spaceship. Samus was in her armor, and she moved around with incredible caution. "Where is everyone?" Elsewhere, the dinosaurs who would have normally been on guard duty were running around with laser guns in hand. They were searching the halls of the
The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 1 by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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The Stupidest Space Adventure: Part 1
Samus Aran sat on the bridge of her ship, flying through space. Then, a call came on her coms. She pressed a button. "This is Samus Aran, speaking," the bounty hunter said. "Hey, princess," Anthony Higgs was on the other end. "We've got a new job for you." "Send it over." An image of a anthropomorphic volcano appeared on Samus' computer as she looked at it. A wall of text appeared on the screen. Mission Briefing: An AI named Mr. Volcano was created by Saxton Hale to run a dinosaur fighting theme park. During an investigation by Solid Snake, a mercenary he hired destroyed one of the park's kiosks after Mr. Volcano insulted him for not knowing much about dinosaurs. Now, Mr. Volcano is cloning an army of dinosaurs in his high tech space base. He's teamed up with the Martians to blow up the planet Earth to get revenge. Samus pinched the bridge of her nose. "Are you kidding me?" she asked. "Sadly, no, I am not kidding you," Anthony Higgs answered through the comm. Samus felt like
Opinions on Son Goku by Xela-The-Conqueror, literature
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Opinions on Son Goku
What do the characters present in Xela's Written Universe think of Son Goku? Both Byleths: He is a better tactician than most people give him credit for. Sun Wukong: He's my bro! Thor: A worthy defender of humanity. Claude: He's pretty cool. Archmage Gondyn: He helped a Dragonborn save Skyrim. We owe him a lot. Doraleous: He's a real hero. I don't know where we'd be without him. Radahn: I wish I was strong enough to fight him. We'd have the time of our lives. Spy: A fine gentleman, an inspiration to us all. All: One thing's for sure... All:...he is the greatest at surpassing himself.
I am a college student and, writer, and gamer, originally from Michigan, living in Virginia. My favorite anime is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, but there are many others I also like including most of the Fate series. I am also a huge history buff.
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